What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : Thank you.

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Sure.

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

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He : I'm 24.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Tea ?

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

What was the worst decision you ever did?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

How do I become mentally strong?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

How do you relax?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : No

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Then let's have some coffee

Is Max Verstappen unstoppable this season?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Do married men like sucking dick?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know