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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

10.06.2025 13:40

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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Me : Sure.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I don't drink

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I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : I'm 24.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

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Me : No

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What is your favourite colour and why?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Tea ?

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Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Because it's month of August.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Then let's have some coffee

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : I don't drink coffee also